I decided to start a blog, attempting to convince my friends to move to Minnesota. All of you from Detroit/Flint/Indianapolis/Nashville/elsewhere, you know who you are and why you apparently hate me because you don't live near me.
I understand that most, probably all, of you will stay where you are or move to another non-Minnesota location someday. Because of this, my blog will hopefully serve one of two purposes:
1. Convince you to move to Minnesota. This is a small and hopeless possibility, but it won't stop me from trying.
2. Make everybody who doesn't move here feel very guilty for neglecting me and all that is Minnesota.
When the topic is brought up, every one of you gives a single excuse for not moving here. "It is cold!" Think of this blog as a pros/cons list of reasons to move to Minnesota. So far you only have one con, the weather. I understand people don't want to live in below 0 (Kelvin) temperatures, but hopefully you will be won over by the pros that I present.
Today's reason to move to Minnesota:
I live here (hopefully that is not a reason for you to not move here).
You should have a pros/cons tally at the top of the page
ReplyDeleteIf I get some time to figure that out, or someone to show me (even a pro/cons page) I will do that.
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