Today's reason for you, all the important and cool people in life (which I can't figure out if it is more of a compliment to you or to me since it makes it seem like I only know awesome people), to move to Minnesota is Punk Rock Bowling . I am sure if you take the time to look up Punk Rock Bowling, you will find that many cities around the not quite spherical world have some sort of punk rock bowling tournament. Also, you may find events or nights where people bowl and listen to punk rock music on the radio/sound system/jukebox. That is not the point of my article. So please, go look up these cities, look up these events and feel good that you found some information on the internet. Then think hard about the fact that you used the internet (one of the easiest technological inventions (ideas) to gather information) to fuel your "research", when in reality you didn't do any work at all. You didn't find a cool place that has punk rock bowling and visit the venue....
An endless and hopeless attempt to bring together, in one place, all the people that matter.